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****UPDATE****

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****UPDATE*****

The day has finally arrived. Twitter has unveiled new Twitter premium accounts so that they can finally make some chedder like everyone else. With millions of members and as one of the hottest properties on the internet we all new it would happen we just didn’t know when.

The details of the New Twitter Premium Accounts are as follows:

* Sparrow ($5/month) – Users get 145 character limit, 5 extra random followers.

* Dove ($15/month) – Users get 160 character limit, 25 extra random followers, 1 random celebrity follower, auto-spell check, “Fail Whale” T-shirt.

* Owl ($50/month) – Users get 250 character limit, 100 extra random followers, 2 random celebrity followers, 30 minutes on recommended list, auto-spell check, “Fail Whale” hoodie.

* Eagle ($250/month) – Users get 500 character limit, 1000 extra random followers, 3 celebrity followers of their choice, 5 hours on recommended list each month, Twitter Concierge for Tweeting while user is asleep or busy (and more), auto-spell check, “Fail Whale” tuxedo, custom “Fail Whale” page when service is down.

3 celebrity follows of your choice could be an interesting one. We guess those ‘celebrities’ us twitter as a publicity tool (surely not) would have to agree to their profile and following options being taken up by an Tom, Dick or mad stalker. Click to follow GadgetHeat on twitter (don’t worry, we wont charge you for the privilege…yet… ). We may even give away a few free premium Twitter accounts ourselves so follow us and sign up for Nachos via our feed to keep updated and be in with a chance to win.

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