Usually we spend some time trying to explain how the heck to read TokyoFlash watches but with the Tokyoflash Hanko, as it comes with its own (much needed) chart, we won’t bother trying to explain the inexplicable.

In the ‘watches you can’t use’ category we have a new entrant, the TokyoFlash Kisai Sensai. Don’t even bother trying to tell the time on this unless you want your eyes to hurt. Just accept that it looks cool on your wrist and that you deserve some admiring glances (and maybe to get robbed).

The Tokyoflash Heko continues Tokyoflash’s determination to make watches that you cannot actually read, but you still buy anyway because hey’re so freaking cool. The Tokyoflash Heko’s watch face looks like another link in the wrist links with 9 LED lights running across it.

As per TokyoFlash’s usual stylee, their new offering the TokyoFlash Kisai Tenmetsu, is about as useful for telling the time as a sundial but as cool an accessory as a.., well , cool Japanese accessory. The Kisai Tenmetsu displays the time by the use of 10 flashing LED’s, each of which represents a different unit of time.

What more can we say about TokyoFlash. They should a patent down on ‘awesome watches’ because they keep churning them out and the latest addition is the Tokyoflash Ni, a stainless steel watch (in the broadest sense of the term) continuous the tradition of awesomeness.

Tokyoflash, known for their wacky but cool watches (which have about as much to do with telling the time as a Flavour lave pendant – You can use it to tell the time but that’s not the point) have come out with yet another weird and wonderful design, the Tokyoflash Kisai Denshoku.

The TokyoFlash Fire watch hides its tricolor LED screen behind what looks like a steel grate. The Green LEDs signify the minutes, the red LEDs mark every 10 minutes and the yellow LEDs represent the hours. We guarantee that you will be looking at it for a good 5 minutes before you can even tell what time it is.

The Tokyoflash Jackpot Watch tells the time via four dot-matrix LED’s that display the time and date. When you operate the two buttons by the side of the bezel, the LED’s also allow you place a bet and then display the spinning dials of a slot machine.