If Microsoft made a toaster you can bet your bottom dollar that there would be 3 versions with the basic versions not being worth the bread it’s buttered on and the most advanced version being a total rip-off. gripes aside, this (unofficial) Microsoft Windows Toaster looks sweet in a way if you are a dedicated Windows fanboy.
Don’t bother asking if the Microsoft Windows Toaster is for sale because it’s not. It’s just a cute image pulled from mazw220’s Flickr stream.