Every child aspires to own an Uzi, and if he or she doesn’t, you can nurture that desire by buying and making a LEGO Fully-Automatic Uzi 9MM. They didn’t have toys like this when I was growing up and we still turned into a nation of killers. High hopes for tomorrows children then.
Fortunately for everybody (perhaps not the cat though), the LEGO Uzi only shoots rubber bands at an alarmingly rapid rate. You can even switch between semi and fully automatic modes when you absolutely, positively have to kill (or slightly sting) every mo-fo in the room (oh LEGO
, how you ahve changed).
Check out the spray and pray rubber band target practice below (watch out for the bit when a piece of the LEGO Uzi falls off lol – not exactly a lethal weapon).