I’m a nerd. I were glasses ergo I am a nerd who gives a shizit? The Four Eyes USB Glasses pays tribute to nerd culture by combining a USB key attached to a bookmark shaped like thick nerdy glasses. The only thing is, you can’t actually use them to read (that’s hilarious in geek culture, trust me, I should know).

If you are less emotional scarred by the game then us, then the Custom Scrabble Keyboard does have a whole heap of cool points to offer. The keyboard keys are made from actual Scrabble pieces with the point scores altered to reflect keyboard functions where required.

The Darth Vader Gas Mask is functional and cool. We all know that Darth Vader has enough gadgets to fill a Star-Ship and when the shit hits the fan, he now has he health and safety equipment to make sure that he gets away with it.

The Micky Mouse Transformer has been released in Japan, infringing the copyright of at leas two major corporations and looking cool with it. The erstwhile racist (we know what you are really about Disney) Micky Mouse transforms into the erstwhile do-gooder optimouse prime and, to be honest, it actually works pretty well.

The Tqualizer is sound sensitive and features a multi-color equalizer patter woven (or skilfully printed) into the Apple logo. You will need four triple A batteries to get the show on the road but just remember to take them out when washing the shirt otherwise you’re going to have a problem.

The Desktop Onager is perfect if you’re bored at the office, want to inflict some non-lethal (and non-legal) damage and can’t be bothered to take the time and effort it takes to build yourself the nerf chaingun. Simply put this wooden gadget together and you could be lobbing erasers and other small objects at your no doubt soon-to-be-amused colleagues to your hearts content.

Terminator 5 may yet be long in the pipeline but we have seen some revealing shots a new bad-ass terminator – the Moto-Terminator. This is a motorbike melded with a killing machine to give you a less than comfortable ride but a sure way of killing traffic. Literally.

A Nerf Dart Gun isn’t going to cause anyone any trouble on the pain scale but when you transform it into a non-stop firing chaingun, it becomes the weapon of choice for any self-respecting office-warrior.

The iBoobs application for the iPhone is definitely NSFW and when something is marked NSFW you usually get an itch to look at it even more. It may as well say ‘don’t press this button’. Will the iBoobs application ever see the light of day in the apple store? Probably not. Will it get about a million downloads amongst those who have jail-broken their iPhones and have Rapidshare and Torrent accounts? Probably.

If you’re like any of the GadgetHeat staff, you’re probably in front of a computer for a good 8 to 10 hours a day and the Gokukawa Leather Keyboard is just the kind of comfort gadget that makes the on-line slavery just a little bit easier to bear. The Gokukawa Leather Keyboard takes a standard Gokukawa Keyboard and wraps each key in the soft saddle leather, making typing a delight and falling asleep at the computer an far nicer proposition than usual as at least you have somewhere soft to lay your head….