The Tokyoflash Heko continues Tokyoflash’s determination to make watches that you cannot actually read, but you still buy anyway because hey’re so freaking cool. The Tokyoflash Heko’s watch face looks like another link in the wrist links with 9 LED lights running across it.

Geeks have to eat too and the BlackBerry and iPod Cakes look like they’re just the sort of thing Bill an Steve would eat (if you don’t know who Bill or Steve are, these cakes are not for you).

We featured a cool looking space invaders watch a few weeks back and we have come across an even cooler, limited edition collectors Space Invaders watch from Japan.

Star Wars kites might not be a new thing but 3D Star Wars Kites sure caught our attention for the awesome ‘I-wish-I-was-still-ten’ inducing ability. Whether your a Han Solo wannabe or a Storm Trooper fan there’s a kite for you.

Of the all the Apple accessories and spin-off’s, the iSteam iPhone T-Shirt has to be the most retro with a modern twist. Taking from the sketches of Leonardo da Vinci and the odd-ball Tee hit of the summer, the ‘Exploded iPhone’, the iSteam iPhone Shirt tries to be everything to Everyman(and pretty much succeeds).

The Nintendo NES Controller Varsity Jacket only serves to prove one thing. Geek chic is dead. Now, the sad thing is we know that about 50 of you reading this post are going to think that this is the coolest thing since Bill brought out his Windows clothing line. You 50 are excluded from any further participation. Ever.

The USB, wireless, remote control Tank Missile Launcher puts the Desktop Onager to shame. It can reload and nuke the sucker before it even has time to wind its cannon arm back. In short, the USB Tank Missile Launcher rocks and you can bomb your opponent to mild annoyance from up to 12 feet away.

This really isn’t our cup of tea but the Bio-Cycle by avant garde sculpture Judd Turner is cool enough to make it into the hallowed pages of GadgetHeat (just like the moto-Terminator and the Alien table and a lot of other creepy stuff).

Now useless gadgets and gadget accessories like the Obama Coveroo – Presidential Seal can sometimes be fun and sometimes just patriotic. The Obama Coveroo – Presidential Seal is the latter and in the spirit of making a quick buck, we say why not.

The 2eleven Table-Soccer Foosball Table is definitely one for the futuristic types amongst us. For get rickety wooden and plastic mannequins on a wooden table, the 2eleven Table-Soccer Foosball Table comes with four LCD screens and an automatic ball lift.