Terminator salvation is going to be a summer blockbuster (despite us all finding out what a potty mouth Christian Bale has) and what better way to partake in the Terminator craze (and generally have some fun) than with this Terminator Salvation T-600 Cyborg Fist Toy. Can you think of a better way? No? Neither can we.

Every child aspires to own an Uzi, and if he or she doesn’t, you can nurture that desire by buying and making a LEGO Fully-Automatic Uzi 9MM. They didn’t have toys like this when I was growing up and we still turned into a nation of killers. High hopes for tomorrows children then.

Facebook is taking over the world and it was just five the other day so what better way to indicate how hip, trendy and generally a self-absorbed dude than with these Facebook Status Update T-Shirts courtesy of the Facebook Status King application.

Ever wanted to know how the good ol’ internet was started? Way back in the days when it was for more than pr0n and Facebook? Well, my enquiring young friend, now you can with this history lesson we’re about to school you with (don’t worry about studying, it’s a cartoon).

If we had a category for gross gadgets, then the Remote Controlled Helicopter Cockroach would be first on the bill. Perfect for scaring women of all ages and annoying the heck out of any sensitive restaurant owners.

The Playstation DualShock Controller Soap is for all you mucky gamer types that can’t tear yourself away from your beloved console. We haven’t seen a waterproof PS3 yet but at least the Playstation DualShock Controller Soap will offer you some consolation as you scrub up.

Anyway, back to the Acme Ray Gun Pen, made by designer Ben Hall, the thunderbolt designer probably doesn’t make it go any faster but it does make it look a smidgen cooler which is all the justification we need to get it. Mounted on a ‘ray-gun’ gun sight, the Pen is shaped like the barrel of said gun when resting.

The Logic3 Funchuck adds to the sparse selection of Wii accessories, no, wait…The Logic3 Funchuck adds to the VAST array of Wii accessories and manage to stand out from the crowd by being all the colors of the rainbow (literally).

And the award for the most useful gadget of the year so far goes to the 2GB Wooden USB Stick with Post-it Notes. This is the height of practically for an office-desk warrior. It’s a tough trick to pull to be useful in both the on and off-line worlds but the 2GB Wooden USB Stick with Post-it Notes makes it look easy.

The Athena Multimedia Sofa with an integrated computer is the most hi-tech settee we have seen in a while (not that we have seen that many). It not only looks like you can catch some quality lounging and shut-eye time on it, you can also use the integrated home computer to do some work or whatever (most like ‘whatever’).