The My Pet Lawyer remote control lawyer is true to life. Sit your new pet shark down and hear him spout phrases such as ‘Pro-Bono? Never heard of it’ and other lawyer legal speak.

The Hello Kitty Action DJ Speaker is not so much ‘action’ as cutesy boogieing. Kitty bops her head to the beat whilst manning the decks. Plug in your MP3 player to the speaker and she’s ready to get down

The Darth Vader Radio and CD Player is no doubt cheesy but for the avid Star Wars and Darth Vader fan, if you’re going to have a radio or CD player, it may as well be in the shape of Dark Ones head right?

The USB LED Message Badge provides the nine-to-fiver with a bit of bling for the office. See your name in lights and you can even leave a cheeky LED message if you’re feeling brave…