Sotec have dropped any pretence of being one of the boys with the release of the Hello Kitty Netbook, a re-branded version of their C1 netbook. The C101K3W (as you should call it if you don’t want to embarrass yourself) is a limited edition run and only available in Japan or at on-line retailers GeekStuff4U so if you want one of these testaments to the power of branding, you better get it quick.

The Wii accessories don’t stop coming out of the woodwork and the Everlast Wii Boxing Gloves have added their considerably weight to the pack. Yes, these things are heavyweight and we’re not talking about the weight of the gloves, we’re talking about the price- $30.

The Bluetooth Boombench is one cool piece of exterior furniture by one of Germans upcoming designers, Michael Schoner of NL Architects. The Boombench interacts with Bluetooth enabled phones to play music via its embedded speakers. This sounds like a great idea but if Boombenches started springing up all over the place, imagine the increase in teen yobs hanging out in parks…

You can set the alarm as normal but that’s as normal as the Space Invaders Alarm Clock gets. You are awoken by the classic arcade game sounds of aliens coming down and being blasted to smitherines by a spaceship. Cool. The whole thing also flashes various different colors when going off although with you being asleep, we’re not sure how that actually helps….

The Clothes Pin Memory Stick is yet another novelty USB stick. It’s not quite cool enough to wear outside but it is funky enough to end up in gadget blogs. Go figure.

Playing like a single level of Super Mario Bros, Super Obama World is a 2D platform scroller that’s free to play from their dedicated website. Featuring pigs in lipstick (Palin?) and plenty of star-spangled banners for you hardcore patriots, Super Obama World is a viral marketers dream.

The Calculating Chalkboard Maths Lamp by Mingyu Jeung is a great gadget. However, when you wake up in the middle of the night and are fumbling for the mens’ room, the last thing you want to do is work out the square root of 8393.998 before you can have a tinkle.

We like to remain non-partisan at GadgetHeat but we almost fell of our chair laughing when we copped a load of this one – the George Bush Presidential Urinal.

The Tokyoflash Jackpot Watch tells the time via four dot-matrix LED’s that display the time and date. When you operate the two buttons by the side of the bezel, the LED’s also allow you place a bet and then display the spinning dials of a slot machine.

Your eyes do not deceive you, the desk is made out of an actual aeroplane tail. At £2800 ($5000) a piece, the aeroplane desk is one for you big ballers