random armour- on the second island (the one you move to after the arson) go to the far south east of the island and climb the construction site to find a set of body armour for free.

bullet proof car (needs further checks) now every GTA has had one so I think Ive found this games, when your on Pegerino (or whatever hes called)’s first mission the car you arrive is is bulletproof for the chase section as despite being shot at no bullet holes appear.

British wanker- possible another hidden Ricky Gervais bit once you meet jeff near where Dwayne lives/d shortly after his first mission you will get a call for the second then theres a third one that appears along one of the roads from the second island bowling alley, where in anger he walks into the road and is hit by a sports car, a guy gets out and calls up the emergancy services and in an English voice very like Ricky Gervais’s he apologises to the operator for killing the guy.

free guns and ammo- simple use the police computer and take down criminals and most wanted people they nearly always have weapons

Back from the dead- Remeber the guy you saved during Franchise’s missions the bloke ontop of the building well if you go back there you find near the flats theres a friend marker go to it and see the consequences of your actions play out.

news reports- at certain points after major story points you’ll hear over the radio Weazel news say about them and often say how they are searching for a european man.

New reports on the Yeti- Remeber the whole San Andreas yeti thing and the flying saucers, that turned out to be mods, well guess what they get a mention on Weazel news on the radio saying there are stupid people believeing they exsist.

bullet hole removal- ever had a nice car only to have it ruined by bullet holes, well rather than going to pay and spray go to a fast food joint, go in and buy food then when you come out the bullet holes have gone.

clear the stripclub without being kicked out- simple take out your mobile phone and use the camera, and watch as people run in fear and the bouncers come round but your not forced to leave.

get the police on side- a simple trick but very usefull, if your being outnumbered by gangsters, simple phone the cops and watch the ensuing firefight, saving you ammo and health

Roman carjacks you, its a simple trick yet fun, simple block up the parking spaces infront of the flat then pull up along side the cars after an evening out with Roman, and as he cant get out he carjacks you lol

#’s 5, 6, and 8 aren’t cheats or eggs. They’re tips. Easter Eggs are hidden links, pictures, audio, ext. into software, websites, or games.

In the end, they are useless gags that programmers include for fun.

it’s actually, “Fighting on the internet is like being in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you’re still retarded”.

suck it.

get a helicopter and fly to the FEET of the statue at The Happiness Island, not the base. One of the doors you should be able to walk through, and inside you’ll find a ladder. go up there and find what makes Liberty City tick.

oh, and Doug, don’t be so pseudo-intellectual trying to impress people you’ll never meet.